Humans of RASG, similar to Humans of New York, is a verbal snapshot of the people who make up our high school. Each human is asked to speak about themselves at length, and their monologue is recorded and transcribed verbatim. In order to keep it real, nothing is left out.
David Slomianski (11th Grade)
"Aloha! My name is David Slomianski. I’m 17 years old, I’m a junior. Okay we got that part out of the way. I’m an up and coming rapper/producer. I’m coming out with a rap album with Osher Abramov and Jacob Abrahams--the boys--we’re dropping a rap album within the next five years. Um what else? I like producing music. I also like going to the gym, working out. Oh! I’m actually extremely addicted to food, like I have an eating vice every second, it’s absolutely terrible. Between every class you have to see the meals I make. It’s huge, huge plates of chicken, rice, or anything. But it’s really bad, I’m super addicted. That’s kind of like why I work out cause if I didn’t I’m screwed. So I’m addicted to food, I’m addicted to gambling. When football season comes around, you know I’m betting the big bucks on the Dallas Cowboys. And I love poker. I love my friends, Imma shout out every single one of them: We got my boy Jacob, my boy Sammy, my boy Asher, my boy Osher, my boy Gavi, my boy Rapha, my boy Akiva, my boy Dovid Leubitz, my boy Naomi Ohana, and my boy Abotbol. I voted for Bark for president, I’m happy. He got my vote! I’m a hairstylist. I cut people’s hair, I’ve cut a lot of people in my classes’ hair. If you need a haircut come hit me up, my e-mail is firstname.lastname@example.org. If you need a haircut let me know, it’s pretty cheap. I can do shows and movies. Peace out buddies and B’ezrat Hashem we have a year full of blessings!"
Compiled By: Naomi Ohana (11th Grade)